This first post is an easter egg, since probably the only person that can see this is myself or someone working at Shopify. (I'm looking at you Doug.) I only had this visible long enough to see what it looked like, then I made sure I knew how to get rid of it entirely.
This can also be found if you know the exact URL of the blog post or the category it's in (/blog/news). You will also notice that if you try to just go to the blog itself rather than just this post, you get my 404 error.